Sometimes you've got to laugh, it's good for the soul and it's a reminder to not take yourself too seriously. Enjoy.
Vegan: Try this apple
Meat eater: Taste good
Vegan: It's vegan
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny
My brother is taking part in a social experiment where he has to wear a t-shirt saying "GO VEGAN" for 2 weeks to see how people react. So far, he's been punched, spat on and had a bottle thrown at him! I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside.
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan? Because it's super natural. (Get it, super natural, like really natural ;-)
Vegan witches be like:
Ear of corn! Eye of Potato!
Vegans don't live longer It just feels like they do
Light Bulb Jokes
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Everybody knows they can't change anything.
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? No idea. But where do you get your protein?
My Favourite Joke (I am a cat lover, honest)
In order to put a bit of flavour in my vegan curry I put ginger in it. The neighbours bloody loved that cat but my curry was bang on!
If you have any jokes of our own that you'd like to share add them to the comments.